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unclefather:

I spell aesthehtic wrong all the time. Asthetic. Aesethic. aesthethic. aesthetic. 


unclefather:

it’s weird to me that i’m going to be someone’s wife one day. like one time i gave someone a hand job in the parking lot of a dairy queen and i’m going to have to tell my husband about that. 



yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

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Melissa told me I’m not allowed 2 laugh late at night bc it pisses her off lmao


Anonymous said:

out of curiosity, why does that post make u mad?


mostly bc math and science stuff is actually useful to 95% of the population like chances are you’ll need algebra more than you’ll need color theory in the future
also bc u have to use your left brain SOME TIME like what a lot of people fail to realize is that math and science classes are not there for you to learn useless equations you’ll never use it’s literally to exercise your brain and to make you smarter
thank u for asking



earthtemple:

chillin w my crew 

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#beakhoe basically

lumos5000:

theshirelock:

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes

someone found a real life plot hole


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#this post makes me so mad

chimeracorp:

mynosylexia:

I WAS FUCKIN

SURFING

AND GOD DAMN ENTEI OUT OF NO WHERE

GO HOME ENTEI YOU’RE DRUNK AS FUCK

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#FUCK

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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#portal #PHYSICSSSS