these vegan/gluten free chocolate chip cookies that came in this lil snack pack taste like the ghost of a chocolate cookie, the fading memory of a chocolate chip cookie, what a chocolate chip cookie tastes like over the phone 

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my (almost) balanced dinner

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my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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I made my friend a card for her birthday…

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Reject common sense to make the impossible possible!

That’s the way Team Gurren rolls, right?”

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Glee’s attitude towards bisexuality summed up in 60 seconds

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really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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i love y…………………uri thats not overly sexualized or written by men

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deep sigh of contentment

no way

this is some portal 2 shit

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#chilling with physics majors